yeah motherfuckers. i stole this picture from some other piece of shit blogger asswipe that scooped me on the krua thai review. excpet my review will kick his stupid shit in the ballsack. so get on my hype.

so here it is. krua thai. i went with bim bim cuz that fool jonathan gold said it was good last year and i trust that fruit's opinion. and he did not dissapoint.

that picture youre seeing the the krua thai pad thai. its got all kinds of shit in it like shrimp, tofu, ground pork, them lil fishy-ass dried shrimps, you name it. but who gives a shit about the food. let's talk about the important shit. the waitresses.

my fellers, jimmy your fat ass off that couch and run down to krua thai [13130 Sherman Way North Hollywood, CA 91605 (818)759-7998]. they got some HOT thai waitresses in that shit. and they squeeze their tiny asses into an all black lycra thing. service is pretty good too. like, the menu is so huge we didnt know what to order so i asked the hot waitress what it do and she hooked that shit up. all trying to give shiggy the sex-eye and shit so i took it in the walk in fridge and worked it out on a bed of bean sprouts. by the way, stay away from the peanut sauce for at least 2 or 3 weeks. im just sayin.

and if that wasnt good enough. lo and behold three 4 ft tall asian chicks with fucken balloon titties come clickity clackin through the door. porn stars i tell you. i mean, sure they were nasty and had their shit stretched out so that their nipples were pointed straight up at the ceiling, but god dammit porn star tang and thai ice tea are the perfect combo to these santa ana winds type of afternoons. i mean, i got sweaty with these skanks on the patio and ate grilled tilapia out their asses. so necessary. so in closing.

Krua Thai
Food: 9/10
Service: 9/10
Hotness of Waitress: 9/10
Porn Star Clientele: 7/10