the goddamn food paparazzi. motherfucken picture takin nipponese tourists and their god damn digital cameras. you know what? digital cameras have fucken ruined the world of food blogging. and god dammit, i got a army of little bitches just like you that are waiting by the walkie talkie ready for my call to arms.

so check it out. i roll out last weekend to some shithole of a town called arcadia. whatever, where it was isnt important. what's important is that the food was horrible, and that i rolled with 3 folliolio food blogging goofballs. that's right. so it was me, my bitches. and my hoes, cant forget my hoes. and 3 food bloggeratin corndogs. yeah, so when the food starts coming out, there's three mofos hovering around a plate of rice like its angelina jolie and her big ass left tittie just popped out her dress. i swear, can we just enjoy this shitty food please? yeah, so anyways, we ordered a bunch of shit. noodles, some onion pancakes that, surprise, didnt have any onions in that bitch. like, what the fuck chinaman, it aint like green onion are rare like french truffles or some shit. go ahead and pack that shit in there. see that sticky rice picture? that shit was horrible. it looks like these taiwanese fools emptied out a tofu pack stuffed with stale rice and slapped it down on a plate. screw that shit.

anyways, if i ever catch a food blogger "out in the field" there's gonna be trouble son. i roll deep and i carry my own silverware. someone's gon catch a fork in their fucken head. keep your goddamn digital cameras in your man purses, bitches. shiggy dont play.